Gerstmann: An alternative view

Gerstmann is a corporate cocksucker. Let's get that out of the way immediately.

"Why?", you ask?

Some of you may view Gertsmann's "departure" from a liberal standpoint whereby this poor $100,000-year-plus-benefits schmuck will suddenly lose his ability to review mediocre games on a mediocre site while his house and estate fall into receivership. If you thought that, you're a fucking retard. Hit Alt+F4 (or OS equivalent) now and save yourself the limited brain nuclei you have left.

Every site you love specifically exists in large part to advertisers. If a high-profile and award-winning company such as Eidos want (needs?) to push some tilt for themselves, what is the fucking problem? Your favorite herd-leading front has been exposed as...a profitable business! Oh no!

The situation here seems to question accountability and trust for the subscriber and general public that relies on the precise opinions of a bunch of fuckjobs who's sole purpose in life is to grade others hard work.

GameSpot got tired of overpaying a dickface to do an asshole's job. Eidos wanted their appliances included when they bought the house. Big fucking deal.